Monday Night Mayhem (Opening Promo)

*Christian along side Brock Lesnar and Shawn Micheal's make there way down the ring. Christian asks Brock to get him a mic as they all enter the ring.*

Christian: Thank you and Welcome to Monday Night Mayhem. Tonight is our Main Event The Rock VS Randy Orton. And with me Christian as the Special enforcer (Crowd boo's) That's right I will be down at Ringside but don't worry I just want to get close to the action is all. There is NOOOOOO way I will hit a Killswitch on The Rock at all....... Or Randy Orton. As for John Cena you have a match against a Shawn Micheals but now that I think about it I want that match decided in a Cage match. And Brock lesnar takes on The Big Show in what is sure to be a great match. Alright well everyone should enjoy the show!

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The crowd goes CRAZY as Orton's music interrupts Christian. Orton steps out with a mic in hand...

Orton: So, im sitting in the back relaxing before my big match, and what do i hear? Christian is going to be at ringside for our match as Special Enforcer?? Then i think to myself...Why would Christian wnna be at ringside for our match?? Only one reason popped in my head.....to screw someone over! I know for a fact that im not the one doing the screwing, so that only leaves one option. Now im not gonna say that you and the Rock have some plan to screw me out of the Championship, cause i think The Rock is better than that. (Orton looks into the camera) Aren't you Rock?? Me and The Rock don't see eye to eye on alot of things, but i know Rock...He's a proud man. I know neither me or The Rock would want to win that belt anyway but the right way. The Rock wouldn't wanna take the win with the help of a sneaky lil bastard and stain his legacy. So im telling you right now Christian...if you in ANY way get involved in our match later...not only are you going to regret it....but so will you lil group over there. Cause whether i win or lose, i will be coming after all 3 of you...One by One!

Orton and Christian are now staring at each other across the ramp.

Christian: YOU THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT ORTON! Maybe I am teaming up with you instead! Maybe its The Rock who things were teaming together! You see it's called Mind Games for Revenge you think I am going to screw you when in fact you could be right or you could be wrong I could make The Rock lose? You both are going to obsess over who you think I am going to screw over! But don't worry I will make sure I give you the advantage going into the match when my boy's here destroy you right now!

*Brock and Shawn leave the ring and start heading up the Ramp.




*FANS STAND UP ON THERE FEET AS CENA MAKES HIS WAY OUT AND STANDS NEXT TO ORTON AS THERE IS NO LONGER A ADVANTAGE.*

Cena: How about you turn around cause if you take one more step you're going down.

The crowd goes ballistic! THE ANIMAL IS BACK, THE ANIMAL BATISTA IS BACK! But where is he? The music continues to play as everyone wonders where he is. The out of nowhere from the crowd Batista runs into the ring, grabs christian and lifts him up. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, BATISTA HITS HIM WITH A BATISTA BOMB! He then seemingly gets ready for the oncoming onslaught from Lesner and Michaels as he looks down at Chrsitian.

"You need better bodyguards"

*Christian is sent rolling out the ring after a devastating Batista Bomb and Lesnar and Shawn are on there way back down to the ring as they slide in Batista starts fighting them off but is soon over powered by the numbers game. John Cena and Randy Orton finally get into the ring. The 3 fight off Shawn and Brock as Cena hit's Shawn with a AA and Randy Orton hits Brock with a RKO. All 3 stand in the ring as they look towards Christian holding his head on the outside as he retreats with Brock and Shawn up the ramp.

Batista's theme hits again as he climbs up the ropes yelling and antagonizing the trio walking around the ring with Cena and orton raising both their hands and then climbs up the turn buckles getting the crowd to cheer louder.