The bottom line....

*We cut to the middle of the Mayhem match between John Cena and Stone Cold Steve Austin, Cena has Stone Cold where he wants him.*

King: Oh no, JR! Austin is down, and John Cena is in position for the Attitude Adjustment! Could we see an end to Stone Cold's winning streak thus far?

JR: Cena's got Austin up for the Attitude Adjustment, but no! Austin manages to wiggle out of it at the last second! Austin! Stunner out of nowhere! Stunner out of nowhere! Austin has the hook of the leg, 1, 2......3!!! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!



*Stone Cold goes up to each of the four corners and raises his arms in victory. John Cena has a look of surprise on his face as he argues with the referee, saying that he did not lose, and that Austin was cheating. Austin, annoyed by this, grabs Cena and throws him out of the ring. Stone Cold grabs a mic and begins speaking.*

Stone Cold:Stone Cold Steve Austin comes down to this ring tonight to face one of the biggest and most successful superstars in this business. Stone Cold Steve Austin expected a match that was going to blow this damn place up! Stone Cold Steve Austin expected some respect from John Cena. Instead, what Stone Cold Steve Austin got was a guy who got his ass kicked all across this ring, and a sumbitch who cries to the referee afterwards like a baby! Now get your ass out of this ring before I stomp a mudhole in it again!



*John Cena leaves to the sounds of "Cena Sucks" chants and "3:16" chants. Stone Cold starts to have a more serious look on his face as he continues to talk.*

Stone Cold: Now that Stone Cold has cleared this ring of that stupid sumbitch, Stone Cold Steve Austin has to share a story with you. If y'all want to hear Stone Cold Steve Austin tell a story, gimme a hell yeah!

*The crowd shouts "Hell Yeah!" in response.*

Stone Cold: Once upon a time, Stone Cold Steve Austin was walking around this ring kicking some ass all over. Stone Cold whooped Randy Orton's ass, The Rock's ass, and John Cena's ass! Now the question that Stone Cold thought to himself was: "Why is Stone Cold Steve Austin so thirsty?" So Stone Cold, doing the only thing he knew he had to do, grabbed a beer, another beer, another beer, one more beer, more beer, another beer, hell one more beer, another beer for good luck.....Until Stone Cold wasn't thirsty anymore! After that, though, Stone Cold noticed that something was missing. He couldn't figure out what it was until he took a look at Randy Orton's poster in the locker room. The one where he raises his arms up like the jackass that he is. And Stone Cold looked at this picture and thought to himself, "Damn, he probably hasn't had a lady by his side ever since his momma washed his ass!" But Stone Cold forgot about that and looked at Randy Orton's waist, THEN he found out what was missing......

*Stone Cold puts his arms around his waist like he's wearing a title belt. The OCW Universe goes crazy in response to this.*


King: JR, I think you know what Stone Cold is looking for....

JR: You bet your ass you know that I know what he knows what he wants! The toughest son of a bitch in the OCW wants that championship!

Stone Cold: So then, Stone Cold looked at himself in the mirror and he knew what he wanted. Randy, if you're listening in, how about Stone Cold tell you exactly what's going to happen. As the stupid deaf, blind, and slow sumbitch you are, you probably won't listen to what Stone Cold has to say. Let me make it simple for you: Stone Cold. Wants. Title. Match. Your. Ass. Will. Be. Stomped. On.

*The crowd goes crazy in reaction to Stone Cold's rant.*

Stone Cold: And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold sai-

*Suddenly Stone Cold is interrupted by the entrance music of......*

[To be continued by mystery person]

The crowd turns their head as Kofi Sarkodie-Mensah comes strutting out on the stage, does his signature "Boom", and walks down the ramp. Kofi makes it to the bottom of the ramp and proceeds to hold his hands up to his mouth to howl but looks over to see John Cena struggling to get up. Kofi laughs and gets beside him, laughing a bit before helping him up. Cena holds his hand out to shake it, even though he is still in disbelief over his loss. Kofi gets a disgusted look before shaking his head, jumping, turning and kicking Cena in the head. Kofi bends over Cena and shakes his in disgust before snapping his eyes back to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Kofi hops in the ring and stares in Austin's eyes before asking for the mic. Austin's face changes to a puzzles expression but hands over the mic. Kofi holds it up to speak but instead throws it over his shoulder and delivers Trouble in Paradise to the face of "The Rattlesnake". Kofi gets up placing his hands around his mouth and howling as his music activates and Mayhem goes to commerical

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