The camera pans around the corner to show Josh Matthews with a mic in hand, ready to give an interview
Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the "Wildcat", Kofi Kings..
A hand appears from nowhere and snatches the mic from Josh's hands before Kofi steps into view with a snarl on his face
Kofi: As a matter of fact, Josh, its Kofi Sarkodie-Mensah, and instead of you interviewing me, why don't I interview you?
Josh puts on a puzzled
Matthews: I..I don't thin...
Kofi: I don't care what you think! So answer me Josh, what's its like to be wash-up street drag with no future?
Matthews: I...I don't understand how to answer the question.
Kofi: OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Because you, like the rest of the guys backstage are use to being judgmental critics and can't handle being on the other side of the ball court. The side of the court where I've been for years.
Kofi shoves the mic against Josh's chest
Kofi: Go ahead, ask me what I mean.
Matthews: Uh..okay. What do you mea...
Kofi: I mean the side of the court where I stand under people like you, the people that call themselves "fans", and the rejects backstage. You know Josh, the people that stand and stare and pretend they are better. I've stood there while you people laughed as I became WWE Tag Team Champions with Evan Bourne and that shitty team name of "Air Boom". I slept while you people joked about me and R-Truth. Well let me tell you something, this is a different ball park and no longer will I let you people stand above me and treat me like your slave. No more dumb gimmicks, no more idiotic teammates, its mine time to shine and its time for the "Wildcat" to finally get his feast.
Kofi puts his hand around his mouth and howls startling Josh. Kofi puts his hands down and smiles before looking at Josh and gaining a disgusting look
Kofi: Go ahead pretty boy, do your job. Ask your original question
Matthews: Okay. Well, in your debut you lost against OCW Champion Randy Orton and in your interview with Matt Striker you were assaulted by the Four Horsemen. On Thursday Night Thunder you backed up your words of "Unleashing the Wildcat" by gaining an impressive victory over The Miz but was unfortunately absent from last week's activities. What the fans and man running the show would like to know, where were you?
Kofi: Where was I? WHERE WAS I? Did you not listen to the words that came out of your mouth? I WAS ASSAULTED! I walked into my match with Miz with a horrible head injury from both my match with Orton and the beating from his posse of gay lovers. I'm lucky I walked out of Thunder alive. But to answer your question, I took unsanctioned time off to heal. The last thing OCW needs is....
Kofi pauses mid-sentence and adds a disgusted look on his face as he looks face to face with...
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