Restivereturn
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Join date : 2012-10-11
 | | Subject: Christmas with the Rock Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:34 am | |
| Interviewer: Rock, tonight on Christmas Eve you face The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels, and there are rumors that you are scared of....... The Rock holds his hand to the interviewer's face, and pushes him out of frame. He then bows his head then looks up and takes it in, as The Audience can be heard audibly chanting The Rock's name. The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back! The Rock looks at the interviewer Scared? Scared!? The Rock has never been, scared of anyone. The Rock respects HBK, but the Rock is definitely not scared of him. The Rock has already taken the elbow drop, the super kick, and The Sweet Chin music last time they met, and The Rock still kicked his candy ass. The Rock is not scared, The Rock is actually kind of excited. You see unlike you, The Rock actually has balls, and is not going to be deterred by a little kick to the face, The Rock is afraid of no one. So HBK, I have a little song for you, to celebrate the Christmas Spirit. The Rock walks with the interviewer out of his dressing room. The Rock: But, lets move on to something a little happier. It's Christmas EVE! So The Rock has a little story for you all, and you may have heard it before. It is titled: Rocky, The People's Reindeer. You see, Rocky, The Raindeer, was very big and very tall, and he had one huge pair of balls. All of the other jabroni reindeer, used to be so jealous and look at him in vein, because all of the people wouldn't stop chanting his name. The Audience starts screaming Rocky, Rocky, Rocky. And on one foggy Christmas Eve, HBK was drunk and full of Gas. So he took Santa's big bag of toys, and stuck it straight up HBK's candy ass. You see, HBK, considering that tomorrow is christmas, The Rock has something to sing to you You better not laugh,
You Better not cry,
You Better Not Shout,
The Rock is telling you why,
Because The Brahma bull is coming to town.
 The Rock: You see HBK, you may be the Show Stopper, but without the Rock and The People, there is no show! So The Rock has eight words for you......Do You Smell What The Rock is Cooking? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas with the Rock Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:37 pm | |
| (+4 for a great promo. You always deliver and I haven't really seen anyone able to embrace the character of The Rock as much as you do Restive. This is some really great stuff here and I can't really think of too much to critique you about. Keep up the good work man! p.s. I'll beat you someday, lol.)
TOTAL = The Rock - 4p |
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