*Cenas musics drops and the crowd goes wild! Cena grabs the mic*
Now I hear everyone talking about how I haven't been around and I don't care about the fans enough to show up, etc etc. The truth is, I really don't give a crap about the fans or the rest of you whiny little girls!
*the crowd looks stunned and erupts with thunderous boos!*
I'm no stranger to all of this hate. I'm the best.. the OCW Champion! People hating me comes with the territory. Even the commissioner has something against me, always sticking me in handicap matches and I still come out on top! These so called superstars are out here crying all the time, Cena has been MIA, Cena this and Cena that. I do my talking in the ring. If you don't see or hear me, it's because I'm out there making paper! I've had about enough of these loose lips though. Now it's time to show you why I'm in this ring holding the belt right now. I'm going to start with little ol Christian tonight. Christian, it's time for you to see how it is to be in the ring with the best, the big boy! I'm going to make you an example. Your going to be the first in my reign of destruction and when I'm done, I'm going to send your head to Orton in a paper bag! Orton, you better keep kissing the commissioners ass and get that no submission match in effect because you know thats the only way you have even the slightest chance at beating me! That goes for the rest of you whiny bitches as well. John Cena is back with a vengeance, breaking necks and taking checks! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!
*Cena drops the mic and raises the Championship belt over his head as the crowd roars with boos! He walks out grinning and nodding his head to the crowd*