(Interviewer): Folks I am now standing by with the man who just defeated John Cena and is set to go 1-on-1 with HHH at Gold Rush. Now Sheamus, you were originally supposed to face HHH tonight but our GM decided to move it to the pay-per-view. Are you angry about it?
*crowd boos as camera is then moved to sheamus*
(Sheamus): Listen here smart ass, am I angry about it? No, HHH is still an asshole and after what I just did to cena....HHH had better hope his plastic wife keeps him in bed that morning BECAUSE THE SECOND...HE STEPS IN THAT RING WITH ME! It's all over because HHH you act like a mad man, you've got the locker room in fear because of your tantrum.
*The camera zooms into the face of Sheamus*
(Sheamus): Well get this you little S**t, take your "girlfriend" right up your ass because that's where im going to be shoving her come gold rush. I think that chair shot might of knocked a few screws lose, or perhaps you were experiencing lack of oxygen from being face planted in 10 pounds of silicone all day. But get this mr "cerebral assassin", "the game", the "king of kings". This sunday, I end you. THE GAME IS OVER, I WILL ASSASSINATE THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, I WILL DETHRONE THE KING OF KINGS. I hope the OCW has good insurance on you, because when the true assassin is through beating the hell out of you HHH, it's straight to the ICU for you. Maybe then you will learn...why you don't....play...with fire....
*sheamus walks off the set as the camera fades black for a commercial break*
PROMO CLOSED. SUGGESTIONS/CRITICISM I WELCOMED AND ENCOURAGED
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