I challenge ANY one of you cans

*Show begins with pyros and theme song and crowd chanting*

(King): Good evening folks and welcome to Monday Mayhem!

(JBL): And Mayhem it will be tonight king, we've got an intense and ELECTRIFYING night of matches that the fans are gonna love.

(Cole): We always have electrifying matches from our superstars, but tonight is going to blow the roof off the place.

(JBL): You said it cole and man what a night its g--- *Sheamus's music hits as he starts his way down to the ring, stopping occasionally to mean mug fans left and right*

(King): It's Sheamus! What's he doing here?

(Cole): I don't know king, I think we are about to find out

*Sheamus walks up the stairs on the ring and slowy makes his way through the ropes and signals a camera man for a mic*


*Sheamus hold the mic to his mouth for a few moments but then proceeds to mean mug the entire arena which is then meant by a small wave of boos from the crowd*


(Sheamus): Ah boo boo-- SHUT UP *Sheamus is then heavily booed by the crowd*

(King): I wonder what's gotten into him

(JBL): The night just started and it has already gotten intense, listen to this crowd!


(Sheamus): Now the reason I am out here.....Is because I could not help but notice......that there a bunch of half assers that put on "matches" and a bunch of idiots chant and cheer for them!

*the crowd boos yet again while lunging a few trash objects into the ring*


(Sheamus): Y'see, you morons don't know what a real match is because I.HAVE.NOT.BEEN.HERE. And to be quite honest, I think you're all a bunch of cans, recycled cans at that. *the crowd boos some more*


Cole: Can you believe this guy?

JBL: I can! I like this guy already, I bet the locker room is heating up right about now

(Sheamus): I can beat any man in this crowd *crowd boos*


(Sheamus): I can beat any man back there in that locker room *crowd boos more*

(Sheamus): In fact, I DARE, anyone of you clowns to come out here and you will see that I am greatest superstar EVER!

(King): He's just full of himself

(JBL): Not full king, confident


(Sheamus): Come on you wussies, bring a ref with you and lets do this. I'll kick your ass from pillar to post and then go have a party dinner with your mother like it was a family get together on a sunday morning in texas on election day! *Sheamus leans against the turnbuckle waiting to see if anyone will accept his challenge*

*Sheamus looks around getting ready to defend himself from the Shield.  He turns around and he sees Roman Reigns walking in of the crowd, but without Dean Ambrose or Seth Rollins.  When he jumps over to the barricade, he grabs a mic and starts talking

Roman Reigns:  Sheamus, remember me?  My name is Roman Reigns.  Welcome to the Shield of Justice.  Do you really think that you can just come out here and dare any superstar to fight you and get away with it?  As I told Kane and Daniel Bryan, the Shield never runs from a fight.  That does not just mean as a group.  It also means individually, because the Shield is something you should be scared of.  BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!!

(Open to Sheamus)

(Cole): What a night this is turning out to be!


(King): Oh my god! We had Triple H out here just a moment ago and now we have Roman Reigns.


(JBL): And to think the night is just getting started!

*Sheamus hold the mic to his mouth*


(Sheamus): Now this is what I'm talking about. I have to brave jack asses out here willing to get their asses kicked so I can prove my dominance. So I got a proposition for you both, since you both think you are so funny and so tough to where you can hang with me. Lets see if you have the balls to step in the ring with me......IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

*the crowd roars at the idea and quickly goes silent as soon as Sheamus prepares to continue speaking*


(Sheamus): But not just any triple threat match, no no. This triple threat match will be....AN EXTREME RULES MATCH

*the crowd roars even louder than before*

(King): This is intense! The magnitude of this match is insane!

(JBL): For once I  agree with you King, these three superstars could easily steal the show.

(Sheamus): I will crush roman like my ex girlfriends heart and spit on the pieces. As for you triple h, be careful when you play with fire.....you might get burnt.....like the receipt of your wifes breast implants. I wouldn't want people knowing how much money I wasted to make my body look even uglier either. GM Tricher, Book the match so I can put these punks in their place under my size 12 boots. *sheamus throws the mic down and exits the ring, heading backstage*




THIS PROMO IS NOW CLOSED.

Um, I am Roman Reigns, not Seth Rollins.

woops, my bad dude

It's okay man. It was hard for me because Reigns doesn't say much. By the way, BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!!!!