The Rock addresses the OCW Universe

Commentator 1: Up next after the commercial break, The Rock is coming out to address the OCW Universe.

Commentator 2: I wonder what he is going to say? We know it's going to be good! I am excited! Bur first a word from our sponsors.




A Splash screens comes up showing the viewers at home, that up next is The Rock





The Rock Makes his way to the ring, he climbs inside mic in hand.

The Rock: The Rock is out here tonight to make a very important point about the future for The Rock, but first a statement must be made. The Rock is a banana. No, no,no it is not what think, get that thought out of all your minds you sick freaks. Sure, The Rock has something long and delicious, not to mention good for you, but he is out here to make a different point. The Rock has wrestled for a long time. " I " have wrestled for a long time. Maybe, not as long as Stone Cold or Undertaker, but The Rock has been here since the good times. And just like a banana does when it starts to grow older, The Rock has grown softer in his age.



The Rock: The Rock has let this gang of My Little Ponies run around wrecking havoc, essentially taking over the WWE. The Rock has watched as this group calling themselves the Power Puff Vaginas attempt to take them down, but get beaten down just like Grandma Rock beats eggs for breakfast. This will be happening no longer, after tonight, after The Rock lays the Smackdown on the OCW's resident Pooper Scooper, Christian, and the Beer drinking, finger raising, doesn't give a damn Stone Cold Steve Austin, and becomes the number 1 contender, The Rock will becoming for these high and mighty "Horseman" and will take them down, and on the way may even pick up the OCW Championship.



The Rock: Finally, The Rock is back....Finally...Finally... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE OCW!
The Rock will not stand to be a banana anymore, well except for being delicious. The fact is The Rock will become the Number 1 contender tonight, and then He will become The OCW Champion.



The Rock: IF YOU SMELL!!!! What The Rock, is COOKING!!!!